Rice Trader for the Next 25 Years. He may not know much about women, but he’s well-versed in prison food. A committed altruist, vegan, fan of Adderall, and used Toyota cars. His ability to admit mistakes ("I am sorry… I f*cked up") makes him a true legend! A master at dodging responsibility, he’ll squirm and wriggle till the very end. Compromising material, bribes, love affairs? All’s fair game, but you won’t prove a thing. Long story short, the scam level decreases faster.